In Melbourne, home has always been with my family. I've never been without a 'base'. But now, as an international student, I've learned a bit about what it feels like to be groundless. There is a sense of temporariness. Every time I want to buy something, I think about how I'm going to get it back to Melbourne or if I would sell it when I leave. I make do with imperfect systems, like limited banking abilities. I don't file my paperwork properly. I have fewer haircuts. I've put my dancing on hold. Everything is on pause.
The worst of it has been my living space. My room was like a hostel room: bare, characterless, functional. Why spend the money and time, just to take it all down when I leave in six months? It's quite a rational line of thought, isn't it? But I underestimated the psychological discomfort of living no man's land.
I've visited other people's rooms. They have flags, posters, drapes, ornaments, rugs... The decorated rooms felt more home-like. Someone lived there.
On the weekend, I chose 45 of my favourite photos from my time in Cambridge so far and got them printed through Photobox. The photos arrived on Monday and at 1 AM, I was still happily sticking photos all over the walls of my room with Blu Tack. It's made a huge difference. I feel like my room is a home now.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
The sense of temporary
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Sunday, February 25, 2007
The Oming Crossroads: Choices
Previously --
Oming resources were poured into the race to adapt the blue fire war weapon for the battle to replenish to the sky’s carbon. It made some Oming uneasy.‘The ancestor fuel and fire is dangerous,’ was the warning. ‘And it will run out eventually. This is no solution... What if something goes wrong?’
‘Nothing will go wrong,’ the technologists and leaders replied as they lit the black fuel.
There was one accident. And in the densely layered cities, fire easily blazed pathways from Oming to Oming. There was no longer any need for twenty Lower Omings to sacrifice themselves to spread fire. Without help, the fire itself consumed millions.
After that, those that grieved most joined the dissenters to call for the blue fire to be buried under the mountains, as it once was. The technologists also grieved but they knew what had gone wrong and they knew how it could be fixed. The technology could be made safe.
The technologists did their work well. There were no other major accidents.
Indeed, the amount of carbon dioxide in the air did start to rise. At the same time, the constantly burning fuel spat out soot, which was carried by the winds and coated Oming leaves. Lifespans in the worst affected fields were shorter. Oming died younger, as they struggled to shake off the black carbon that didn’t make it to the air. Sometimes, rain would wash the soot away but the rain also pitted wood with acid.
The blue fire was fed for hundreds of years, stabilising carbon dioxide in the air. It could have been called a success but the price of a warmer planet was soot and acid damage to previously productive fields. The planet now supported billions of Omings in a poorer state than when it supported millions.
The coal ran out.
The cooling restarted.
As the planet plunged towards an age of frost, billions of cold-stressed Oming drew on the planet’s reserves of nutrients and thermal heat. But overcrowding in the cities meant that fields were being sucked dry before the natural cycle of death, decay and weathering could replace the soil. Within a generation, fields near the Poles and on the winter islands were desolate stands of Oming stumps.
Those that could retreated to the equator. However, even the equatorial cities had been impoverished by the cooling. With more refugees drawing on the soil’s nutrient reserves, Oming leaders realised that even the carrying capacity of the rich equator could be exceeded.
They were beyond the tipping point. The lesson was learned too late. Every time technology was used to extend the planet’s limits, they encountered another limit. The Oming could have chosen to battle layer after layer after layer of limits, or they could have pulled back to live within them. The survivors lived to regret the choice that was made.
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
Postcards from the Cotswolds
The Cotswolds is an AONB (Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty) in the south of England. It's full of typically English picturesque villages. How picturesque? See for yourself. I took these photos last weekend, when Damjan, Maja, Kreso and I rented a car to go dancing and exploring.Burford is a beautiful English village, which has been taken over by tourist-loaded cars.
If you can't get to London to see the real thing, Burford School comes to the rescue! It's kind of like Microsoft Office: Student Edition.
Burford has a few strange things. There are green crosses like these on many of the walls...
And giant green 'salt' boxes on the sidewalks.
A pot plant.
The people living in this house must not have been into pot plants.
Like the good souls that we are, we immediately walked towards the church.
There are a lot of churches in England. They're often the most beautiful buildings.
I like taking photos in graveyards here in England. There's lots of moss.
We trespassed on private property. This, in England, is called 'rambling'. It's a national past-time.
Rambling is muddy business. Damjan and Kreso found a large stick to scrape off the clods of mud. Can you tell Damjan likes to dance?
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Mr or Ms Not-quite-right
This is interesting: All Men Are Liars describes 'the 80 per cent relationship'.
I think you just need to be careful about the criteria you put on your scorecard. There are important criteria. For me, it's intelligence, sense of humour, generosity... For others, it might be religion, interests, independence, attractiveness...
I do believe that people are often too picky. Their scorecards are loaded with things that don't matter or are unrealistic. Perhaps no one should settle for 80 per cent, but if someone is consistently finding 60 and 80 percenters, then maybe he or she needs to look at his or her scorecard.
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Rusty brain
"I bought a bike lock a few months ago," I announced. "Not here, somewhere else. Anyway, it rusted shut yesterday. Could you sell me a lock that won't do that?"
The bike store man blinked. "I don't know any lock that won't do that. Things rust. If you don't want something to rust, you have to oil it."
"Oh......." I was properly chastised. "Erm. What kind of oil?"
"Any lubricant for moving parts," he explained, slowly, for all the stupid people in the room.
"Do you, ah, sell oil here?"
"Yes." He pointed to a large white plastic bottle. "It's £2."
"Well, I'll have one of those."
He took the bottle off the shelf and my £2 coin to the cash register. I hovered around uselessly.
"Would you like me to open it for you?" he offered kindly.
"Ah, thanks."
He snipped off the lid and handed it over to me. "Careful," he cautioned. "The bottle is open now."
Such kindness to the stupid children of Cambridge University.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Joan pokes fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves
I went to the TLC Ball at Winchester Guildhall 2007 on Saturday night. There were three rooms, one each for salsa, swing and Argentine tango. Besides feeling terrified about asking people to dance and feeling guilty about being scared, I quite enjoyed the ball (I used to be more confident but I haven't danced in a while).
But I do need to say this about the ball: I have never seen so many badly dressed women in my life. Everything was too tight and too shiny. Cleavage threatened to escape their alotted space. There were dress and trousers (!) slits in the wrong places. One girl I'm thinking of would have looked been fine -- if only she had stopped before wrapping her grandmother's aquamarine woollen shawl around her waist.
People say that the English have little sense of style. Was it any worse than I've seen in Australia? It must have been. I'm not much of a fashion watcher so I wouldn't have noticed unless there was evidence of extraordinary bad taste.
To be honest, it might have been an 'older women at a dance party' phenomenon and my pattern observations were skewed by a few badly dressed young women.
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Monday, February 19, 2007
CheatNeutral -- a funny but limited analogy
My friend, Dan M, sent me a very funny link. CheatNeutral pokes fun at the carbon offset industry by comparing it to people paying to offset their cheating.
I wrote back to Dan. This below is a slightly edited version of what I sent.
This is very funny. I've sent it onwards to five of my classmates. We're working with an architecture firm on the legal/technical/social/economic/environmental management of carbon offset projects for renewables in building projects around the world.
The analogy between carbon offset and cheat offset is a tad questionable, though. Cheat offsetting is clearly a ridiculous concept and it's meant to highlight the problems with carbon offsetting, namely that relying on offsetting does not provide incentives for reducing the source of the problem. However, some of the 'outrage' from cheat offsetting is that cheating is a moral issue. More and more, pollution has become a moral issue ('It's evil or irresponsible to pollute at any level') but the morality of pollution is by no means universally accepted.
There are still large sectors of society that believes that there may be an optimal level of pollution and appropriate compensation for pollution. This is completely different to, say, if a Chief of Police comes out and says that their crime fighting budget has been allocated based on a risk assessment that has determined the optimal number of child molestations. That's because child molestations (and cheating) are moral issues.
It's kind of like the difference between the Australian government views drug use ('Just say no') and the Netherlands treatment of drug use as a health and social problem. Or the way medical researchers say that the costs of some animal suffering are justified by the benefits from testing on animals, while to animal rights activists, there is no 'optimal' amount of animal suffering.
So the key difference between carbon offsetting and cheat offsetting is that carbon offsetting can work. It does suck carbon out of the air. It could help mitigate global warming.
(Note that in Europe and other places, carbon offset projects include replacing fossil fuels with renewables or more efficient appliances. It doesn't just cover sequestration by growing trees or pumping CO2 into the ground).
Of course, we can't rely on carbon offsetting because the fundamental problem is that we live in a world that encourages (even mandates) increasing consumption and growth. Even if we were to eliminate CO2 emissions, current CO2 generating activities have other environmental impacts that cause problems, like resource depletion, toxic pollution, habitat destruction and so on. Offsetting can't address these problems. Even eco-efficiency can't address these problems (see Jevons Paradox). I have come to believe that cold nuclear fusion (clean limitless energy) will just allow us to destroy the earth even faster.
To me, it would have been more correct to have compared carbon offsetting with, say, a reliance on chemotherapy. Chemotherapy doesn't generally have a moral dimension. It's effective in many situations but there are plenty of negative side effects -- and surely it is 'better' to address cancer triggers.
Of course, that wouldn't have made as funny a website as CheatNeutral.
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Friday, February 16, 2007
Kiwi!
This is beautiful! It's someone's Masters thesis in animation. Watch Kiwi! on YouTube.
Thank you, Di, for the link.
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Sunday, February 11, 2007
An enthusiasm for Cambridge photography
These photos were taken from my window on the first floor (the one above the ground floor) three days ago on Thursday. As you can see, it makes the previous snow day look like primary school homework.
Yesterday, Thara came to visit Cambridge. This was my second stint at being a tour guide. The first time, if you recall, was for Jana. Unfortunately for Thara, the weather was much worse this time around.This is the Round Church, one of only four in England.
Ah, King's College. I've almost over-photographed it, although you've only seen it before on this blog at night time during fog. It wasn't really this sunny today. I've doctored the sky. You just can't trust me anymore.
The Amnesty International candle is always alight in King's College Chapel.
When Thara and I came out of King's, we heard lots of chanting. For a university town, Cambridge doesn't get as many demonstrations as you might expect. This was the first one I ever saw. What did the protesters want? Divestment of university funds from companies involved in the manufacture of weapons. When did they want it? Now.
The fuzzy black at the edges of the photo were metal fence bars, between which I had to stick my camera lens. The protesters were in front of Senate House, where I will hopefully be graduating after October this year.We visited Clare College and ran into this gentlemen, who kindly agreed to be photographed. I asked him why he was wearing a kilt. He said that he was coming back from a night at a themed party. It was 1:30 PM when we met him. Must have been a good party.
This is Clare Bridge in Clare College. The first time I saw these bridge balls was on my computer in Melbourne -- See Sean McHugh's gallery. Sean makes use of HDR.
Here's Thara taking pictures on Clare Bridge.
I would like your help, blog readers. I have two versions of this picture of the Mathematical Bridge. The legend of the bridge is well-known. Supposedly, Isaac Newton designed and built it so that it did not need any bolts or joins. Some curious students took it apart to see how it worked and couldn't put it back together again. The only way was to bolt it together.
It isn't true, of course. The bridge was designed by William Ethridge (some guy). I have been told, though, that the bridge members are arranged so that they are in compression (like an arch or vault) and the bridge can support its own weight without bolts. However, the bridge does have bolts to prevent collapse due to shear forces like wind.
Could you tell me if you prefer the closely cropped version of this picture or the original wide angle?
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Friday, February 09, 2007
My reward
I was walking home with a bag full of groceries from Sainsbury's. I was in a good mood.
'Scuze me,' came a voice.
'Hmm?' I said, slowly pulling myself out of my pondering. I focused on a young man dressed in a grey hooded jumper.
'Sorry to bother you, but do you have [mumble] [mumble]...'
'Pardon?' I was still thinking too slowly to interact with a real person.
'Do you have 97 pence? You see, I need to buy a bus ticket.' He ducked his head down, waiting for rejection.
I was in a great mood. I put my shopping down and reached unzipped my backpack to get my wallet. Today, I could afford a pound.
'Thank you!' he said. 'I'm sorry, ah, I have to ask for money for the bus...'
'That's all right,' I replied. I looked in my coin compartment. There was no gold one pound coin. There was only copper two pence and one pence coins. 'Oh, I don't know if I have anything,' I said, feeling truly sorry. I looked in the notes compartment and found only £20 notes. If I had a £5 note, I probably would have given it to him. I was in such a good mood.
'No, no, that's okay, whatever you have,' he assured me.
'I'm really sorry, this is all I've got, honestly.' I gave him five pence in coins.
Although a tiny amount, he must have been warmed by my absent-minded glowing smile. 'Thank you... What's your name?'
'I'm Joan. How about you?'
'Daniel.'
He stuck his hand out. I reached forward and he shook my hand. Then he raised it up and kissed it.
'Thank you. Have a good day!' And he darted off.
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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Winter Wonderland
Last night, I went to Clare Hall formal hall. I wore a skirt with tights and rode my bike there. I have a vicious looking mountain bike, not designed for riding while wearing a skirt. The skirt, of course, kept scrunching upwards. It was very cold. My legs, protected only by the sheerest nylon, were cold. Luckily, they were soon numb and I was quite comfortable.
Today, I woke up and the world was covered in snow. Fluffy white spots floated from the sky to rest on every surface: cars, leaves, branches, ledges, bike seats, roads and lawns. To Australian eyes, it looked like a whole lot of snow.
I was meant to take a train to London for a meeting this afternoon. At the breakfast table, I asked my Dino and Alex, "Do trains run when there's snow?"
"Yes," they replied, unconcerned. Dino comes from snowy Canada and Alex comes from snowy Norway.
"Actually," they added, "Maybe not in England. Trains in England stop when there are leaves on the track."
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Scottish widows
I saw a billboard advertising Scottish Widows. No, it's not a bizarre escort service. Rather, it appears to be a pension (superannuation) fund. The marketing is what bewilders me. Why is the website (and their billboards) plastered with pictures of pretty young things wearing black and red satin cloaks? And the alluring gazing? I dunno... the image seems more suited to promoting a vampire movie or Gothic fashion, not retirement savings for biddy grey-haired Scottish women who have lost their husbands to the vagaries of war.
They probably thought that to appeal to a wider market than Scottish widows, they have to glam things up.
I think it's weird.
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Sunday, February 04, 2007
Weak sustainability vs strong sustainability
This must be funny to people in the sustainability field.
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Sock terror
I did my budget a few weeks ago and was horrified at how much money I was spending.
Luckily, my parents sent me some pairs of socks in the mail.
Before that, socks were the limiting factor in my laundry cycle. I had to do my laundry every week so that I wouldn't run out of socks. Now, with three new pairs of socks, I have doubled my laundry cycle to two weeks! This has lead to a saving of £44.20 a year (A$110 or two textbooks)!
It's a fragile balance, this two week laundry cycle. I have just the right number of socks to go to the laundry with a very full load. But now, I'm terrified of losing even a single sock. I've lost one already, which made its partner completely redundant. If I lose another, then I will have to revert back to a one week laundry cycle.
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Friday, February 02, 2007
Doing a Bradbury
In a dinner conversation a few weeks ago, we got to talking about the amazing feat of Steven Bradury, Australia's first Winter Olympics gold medal winner. His win five years ago was the result of a jaw-dropping string of coincidences. Wikipedia describes these:
In the quarterfinals, Bradbury thought himself eliminated. He finished third (only the top two advance), but Marc Gagnon was disqualified, thus allowing Bradbury to advance to the semifinals.You can watch a video of the win. It makes me laugh in disbelief every time.
In his semifinal, Bradbury was in last place, well off the pace of the medal favourites. However, three of the other competitors in the semifinal crashed into each other, leaving to him the second place and thus allowing him through to the final.
Again well off the pace in the final, once again all four of Bradbury's competitors ... crashed out at the final corner, leaving a shocked Bradbury to take the gold medal, the first for Australia or any Southern Hemisphere country in an Olympic Winter Games event.
I love this paragraph from The St Petersburg Times article.
And that's the beauty of it, the dazzling, wondrous beauty. The race isn't always to the swift. You hear a lot about Citius and all a lot Altius and a little about Fortius, but sometimes, there is also something to be said for Erectus.Too right, mate.
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Cinderjoan in May Ball season
Every year, maybe ten or so colleges at Cambridge hold May Balls (which happen in June -- a list here). The aim seems to be to throw as lavish and decadant party as possible. You pay between £75 and £175 (A$190-440) for a night of: eating seafood and other yumminess; drinking champagne and cocktails; watching fireworks; lounging in chauffered punts; listening to live jazz, rock and classical music; play at the casino, rifle range and on funfair rides; relaxing with masseurs; applauding roving stilt walkers, fire breathers and magicians; and finishing up with formal breakfast.
Tickets are on sale now. Although pricey, I would normally be inclined to go. May Balls are such an iconic Cambridge experience. The problem is, though, I've been studying and cooking so much that I have no friends. Without friends, it would not be fun, regardless of how amazing the spectacle. So, alas, Cinderjoan will stay at home, reading her textbook in front of the ashes of the fireplace.
The dress code at the Magdalene May Ball website simultaneously horrified me and made me envious. The event is white tie, "the most formal dress code that exists for civilians today in the United Kingdom." The May Ball committee is relentlessly specific.
Formal evening dress is more strictly regulated than other forms of dress, and consists of the following:And it goes on for three pages, describing shoes, socks, shirt studs, gloves, top hat, opera cape, and so on.
- Black tailcoat with silk (ribbed or satin) facings, sharply cut-away at the front.
- Matching black trousers trimmed by braid or satin on the outside for each trouser leg....
They are more restrained with the dress code for ladies, asking only for full length ball gown, stole or cape, jewelery, a clutch bag, and "Gloves -- (optional) if worn, should be opera length (over the elbow, reaching to the biceps.)"
I thought that I'd never have the opportunity to dress like that in my whole life. I thought only princesses could wear full length ballgowns. I'm starting to feel the opportunity lost.
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Thursday, February 01, 2007
The Oming Crossroads: Limits
Previously --
It took twenty-one years for the Athomfield technologists to complete the solar catcher. Immediately, hundreds were sent to the cities, where they were deployed over open sea to collect and transport sunlight. Within weeks, every field had doubled, tripled, quardupled their productivity.Canopy Omings, who used to live only at the naturally rich equatorial fields and in the enhanced city of Athomfield, were soon welcomed in the cities with solar catchers. Instead of competing for nutrients and sunlight, now all three layers of the cities worked together in enhanced productiveness. The Canopy Omings fixed nitrogen from the air, the Woodys stabilised the soil structure and the Lowers provided ground litter for rich topsoil. The emergent benefits of coupling the Oming species were unexpected and exciting. As the Omings became more interlinked and co-dependent, the threat of war between species faded.
Once all existing cities had solar catchers, the technologists began sending catchers to the Poles and the winter islands. Frost melted as sunlight spilled in and soon, the formerly dark corners of the world were supporting cities as well.
It was the golden age of the Oming, fuelled by limitless sunlight. The technologists were heroes. Science and technology had brought peace and prosperity. Oming fields were full and happy.
Decades passed before a few technologists noticed something happening.
'The world is cooling,' the few murmured to each other, barely able to believe their own measurements.
As frost started reappearing in the most recently colonised fields, the murmurs became louder. 'The world is cooling!'
'It’s just the seasons,' the others shrugged.
The dissenters were adamant. 'Our records are not long but there is a consistent trend. Temperatures are falling every year. We don’t know how but it is true.'
And soon, they did know how. The small group of technologists discovered that the concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere had plummeted in the past hundred years. Carbon dioxide, they realised, trapped heat and kept the planet warm.
'There are too many of us! Each Oming is created and grows with the carbon in the air! We must slow population growth or the fields will turn cold and unproductive. Those at the Poles and winter islands will suffer first and most.'
'Nonsense,' was the merry reply. 'We can catch more light. Every year, the technologists invent bigger, more efficient catchers. Sunlight is unlimited and so is the air. These limits you speak of are phantoms.'
Fears dismissed, the Oming continued to grow along its population trajectory and every winter grew longer and harsher. Ice reappeared and encroached on the newest fields. The catchers were made to work harder and longer to pour more and more sunlight into the now great cities at the Poles.
'We must stop population growth!' The clamour from dissenters was now too loud to dismiss. 'The sun and air were limitless when we lived in the natural bowls of productivity. But now, the Oming are of a scale that we are changing the planet’s systems and behaviour!'
'That is ridiculous! How can we use up the sun or the carbon in the air? The cooling is probably natural.'
'Does it matter if it is natural or not? There is a global cooling. We need to act now. One way or another, we are approaching our limits to growth. If we go beyond these limits, the Oming population will collapse. Perhaps only those at the equator will survive.'
While the dissenters called for population limits, others approached the problem differently.
'Our ingenuity is our greatest asset,' was the reasoning, 'and we will reduce it if we started talking about population control. If the problem is not enough carbon in the air, then we will put more carbon in the air.'
A group of technologists, better funded than the dissenters, proposed a solution. They reached back into history and pulled into the present crisis the blue flames that burned on black ancestor fuel. The flames could replenish the carbon in the sky. Thus, technology could overturn all limits.
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