Coconut Joan

Thursday, December 21, 2006

New Scientist has been reading this blog

From Internet speak in world of own, I discovered New Scientist's article Just can't get e-nough, which says that 'Google-stalking' is a 'modern malady'. If you look to the glossary on the right of this blog, you'll see that I defined 'Google-stalk' on 18 July 2004. Only last month, I referenced myself about the term. I made it up! I contributed to Culture!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Moving to Blogger Beta

This blog may look as it always has but things have changed. Last night, after cringing and chuckling my way through Bridget Jones's Diary (the movie), I shifted my blog over to Blogger Beta. It took me hours to reconstruct the look of this blog.

The only reason for me to shift is to make use of the 'Labels' functionality. I love putting things in categories. Last night, instead of sleeping or doing my homework, I labelled 100 of my most recent posts. Talk about a waste of time.

However, with the shift to Beta, I've now lost my 'Recent comments' list. The hack I was using no longer works. This updated template has a recent comments feed. Unfortunately, it only displays 25 of the oldests comments on this blog, comments that date back to mid-2004.

When they fix this bug, I'll be able to display the RSS feed in my sidebar, hurrah.

I was thinking about how I would be if I were 30, single, and 10 kg overweight. Would I be as downtrodden and desperate as Bridget Jones? I think that at times I would be. If you're over 30 and haven't had a serious relationship for some years, then you can't help but wonder if this is going to be the trajectory for the rest of your life.

I also believe I have a greater sense of self-worth than Bridget and would never index my value to the amount of attention I get from inconsiderate men. But who knows what I'll be like after being starved of affirmation and recognition for a few years.

Updated 11:01 PM
I decided I liked the 'recent comments' functionality more than the labels so I've reverted back to my old template. I'll jump on the Beta Bandwagon when they've sorted out the issues with the comments feed.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Vote Joanium for the Bloggies

Hello.

See my blog links on the right? All year, I've included a link there to the Bloggies. I've just realised that there are four days left before nominations for the 2006 Bloggies close.

If you are inclined, could you please vote for me? I could fit into:

  • Best Australian or New Zealand blog
  • Most humorous blog
  • Best-kept-secret blog
I believe you have to nominate two other blogs as well. I'm having difficulty understanding the voting instructions but that might be the five beers and half a glass of champagne I just had.

Under 'Nominee', you would use 'Coconut Joan', the title of my blog.

I don't have as many readers as many blogs but I know you all love me and that's enough.

Hugs all,
Joan

Joanium's voting card

Best Australian or New Zealand blogBest American blogBest topical blogMost humorous blogBest writing of a blog
Best-kept-secret blog